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Polygamists March; Demand Volume Discount On Marriage Licenses Word Count: 230 Summary: The demonstration was incited when a breakaway member of the Mormon Church was buying so many marriage licenses that he had to rob a bank to pay for them rsspect.org The bearded leader of the march explained, “When people only buy one marriage license, we can see why they have to pay the full freight ambafrance-kwt.org But when you’re like us and buy them on a regular basis, it’s only fair that you ought to get a break on the price.” Keywords: humor,comedy,satire,political satire,laugh,joke,news,news laugh,newslaugh,laughs,laughter,spoof,spoofs,skit,skits Article Body: Polygamists, under attack even in the generally tolerant and Mormon-populous state of Utah, marched on Washington, demanding what they regard as their right to a volume discount in the purchase of marriage licenses. The demonstration was incited when a breakaway member of the Mormon Church, who is accused of seducing a minor female and matchmaking other minors females to older men, was buying so many marriage licenses that he had to rob a bank to pay for them capitalregionfunding.com As a result of the armed banditry, he wound up on the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted List. The bearded leader of the march explained, “When people only buy one marriage license, we can see why they’d have to pay the full freight covenantacademyps.com But when you’re like us and buy them on a regular basis, it’s only fair that you ought to get a break on the price.” We were surprised in our assumptions, as usual, when we asked a female marcher why she, in this age of women's rights, would consent to be married to a man who has four or so wives doorcountyoverheaddoor.com “It’s not like you think,” she told us feriquitos.com “I’m actually too independent to be married to any man full time hintonproud.com This way, my husband is so busy with his three other wives I only have to put up with him 25% of the time.”
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